Free tickets?? Are you joking??
"Excuse me, sir..but would you like some free tickets to the zoo?"
What the HECK are these fools thinking??!?!?!! How is an evacuee even going to GET to the frickin' zoo?!?!?!?!? They don't have a car!
This is like a cruel joke: "Hey, you can get free tix to the Perot Museum if you're an evacuee". Do they not realize how dumb/bad this sounds? Almost sounds like getting free pub!
Sorry, SMU, Dallas Zoo and Perot..I know you mean well, but MAN, this is a stupid idea!